One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
(via weaponofjargon)
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your leg after being thrown into piranha-infested waters while exploring uncharted Brazil? Or all those times you broke your ribs from falling off horses while doing bad-ass jumps? Or when you destroyed the sight in your left eye in a White House boxing match? Or that time you killed a cougar in a knife fight (seriously.)? And how the only way death could finally get to you was in your sleep, in the early morning on this day in 1919. Here’s to TR as the infinite inspiration for pure, condensed badassery. ;)
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
omfg these notes i am just so happy that so many tumblr people are spreading the luv for teddy ;___;
^ you’re making me love him.
He’s like the real life “Most Interesting Man in the World”
(via foreverkanade)
Part of Tumblr
Look at this site, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think that this dashboard’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
the girl who blogs… everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Tumblr hold?
Looking around here you think
sure, reblog everything
I’ve seen memes and hipsters a plenty
Reblogged graphics and text posts galore
You want messages? I’ve got twenty!
But who cares, no big deal
I want more
I want to be where the hipsters are
I want to see, want to see them bloggin’
Putting some pics in their, what do you call it? Oh queue.
Facebook and myspace won’t get you far
friends are required for liking, commenting
when start creeping then you just… what’s the word again? Block
Up where they like, where they reblog
where they have Caturday and Sundog
signup is free
wish I could be
part of Tumblr
What would I give if I could live without these errors
what would I pay to spend the day scrolling my dash
Bet David Karp, he has a heart
Bet he won’t reprimend his followers
Bright young hipsters, don’t need misters
forever alone
I’m ready to know what those hipsters know!
Ask them my questions and get some answers
What is breathing? And what is… what’s the word? Air?
When’s it my turn
wouldn’t I love
Love to like, follow and reblog
Out of FB
wish I could be
Part of Tumblr
I’M SORRY FOR MY DERP. The static irks me too;; I’m sorry, but this was the best I could do at such short notice.oh and I wrote some of the lyrics, the rest are from caustica, boffingbyron, and fuckyeahvickytremor.
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT.
(Source: tavris-sprite, via dearsheroozle)






